All you Godless, atheistic heathens

Who worship the evolutionary rungs

How could you possibly doubt the Almighty?

When your own President speaks in tongues

But even the radical Left

Wouldn’t object

If shove ever came to push

If God spoke directly through Dubya

As a brightly burning Bush

[Reprinted from One State Two State Red State Blue State]

I enthusiastically recommend Professor Sean Wilentz’s “Worst President” piece in the current Rolling Stone. And I would be remiss if I did not exploit this opportunity to refer you to my own satiric take on this very subject.

SIGN OF THE TIMES — More Bad News for the “Burning Bush”: In the latest Washington Post/ABC News poll, 79 percent of those identifying themselves as Christians were in favor of having Bush crucified.

WHITE HOUSE SNOW JOB: Who better than Fox News’s Tony Snow to take over the job of White House Press Secretary, so that the daily briefings can be aptly re-named. Of course, “McClellan” was equally appropriate for a Press Secretary who was about as effective as the Civil War General of the same name.

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BuzzFlash interviews Kevin Phillips on GOP Theocracy.

Jesus’ General on the Bob Ney campaign.