10. Adopt Rummy’s “Less is Better” philosophy: “Full-hand salute” to SECDEF scrapped in favor of “one finger” version.

9. In future War Games, objective not only to capture enemy flag, but to shove it up Rumsfeld’s ass.

8. Enlisted men allowed to loot and defecate in Rumsfeld’s office: “Hey, freedom’s untidy, and free people do bad things.”

7. “Mr. Micromanage” to personally test “blast-resistance” of infantry’s new body armor.

6. Planned reunion with “dirty old bastard” Saddam: Rumsfeld to shake hands with captured dictator in “de-Bathified” condition.

5. When Abu Ghraib re-enacted at Pentagon Follies Show, Rumsfeld assigned role of prisoner at bottom of naked human pyramid.

4. Rumsfeld to attend artillery practice without earplugs: SECDEF who doesn’t listen becomes deaf SECDEF forced to “read handwriting on the wall.”

3. Employ “light and mobile” force theory: Rummy to travel downtown D.C. at midnight in unarmored humvee.

2. On Rumsfeld’s next trip to Baghdad, stick sign on his back that reads “Sunnis Rule.”

1. Dust off old Iran-Contra plans: Rumsfeld to personally lead Iranian invasion, armed only with cake in shape of Bible.

WHEN IT RAINS IT POURS: CALLS FOR RUMSFELD’S RESIGNATION FROM BOY SCOUTS

As if things couldn’t get any worse for the SECDEF, a retired Scoutmaster has now come out and demanded Rumsfeld’s resignation from the Executive Board of the Boy Scouts. According to the ex-Scoutmaster, way back in the 1960′s Rumsfeld was responsible for the planning and logistics of a camping trip for a Scout Troop — that has not been heard from since.

Speculation ranges over the cause of the Troop’s apparent demise, from the lack of adequate food and water, to the theory that they froze to death, based on Rumsfeld’s staunch opposition to any kind of “campfire-building.”

BLOGWORTHIES: For more “Four-Star General Humor,” see Madkane’s “Poetry of the Pentagon.”

A serious and sobering analysis of this “General Strike” at BuzzFlash.

And for another excellent perspective on this matter, check out Skippy the Bush’s Retired and Outraged Generals.