Seizing on recent reports that Google has agreed to submit its Chinese search engines to censorship by that nation’s Communist Government, Right-Wing Evangelicals in this country have now demanded equal concessions.

Although Google has vehemently denied making any deals with the Christian Coalition, a random series of Google searches casts some doubt on such denials.

For example, “googling” the term “hot horny babes” resulted in the message: “Did you really mean Jesus?” Similarly, a google search for “orgy” brought up only references to the Christmas song “O Come All Ye Faithful.” And thanks to the field reports filed by the Log Cabin Republicans, we have been able to document that the phrase “all male action” turned up 8,799 hits for “Sodom and Gomorrah.”

Needless to say, clicking on Google’s “I’m Feeling Lucky” failed to turn up any sites that could lead to sex.

Moreover, even searches of non-sexual terms resulted solely in religious references: as an example, “late-nite eateries” did not locate any pizza joints or Chinese take-out, but instead only yielded articles on The Last Supper.

In all fairness, Google is not the only search engine that has apparently caved in to pressure from the evangelicals. Perhaps most disturbingly, a “Mapquest” search for “strip clubs” resulted in directions to “The Road To Damascus.”

Of greatest concern, however, is the censorship exercised over Google searches by Arab countries, where all searches, regardless of topic, resulted exclusively in references to “Death to America.”

EQUAL TIME DEPT: Contrary to the stereotype propagated in today’s satiric piece, the reality is:

Not all Evangelicals, are total prudes

Especially when it involves their own plumbing

Many also worship the Viagra God

Since they believe in The Second Coming

So maybe the Story of Jesus

Is not the Greatest Resurrection

Was it really more of a miracle

Than a Cialis 4-hour erection?

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And my comrade in political verse, Madkane, does a number on our own Pagliacci (sad clown) of the Supreme Court.