
“OOPS, LOOKS LIKE WE’RE STUCK IN A DAMN SANDTRAP.”

“OOPS, LOOKS LIKE WE’RE STUCK IN A DAMN SANDTRAP.”

“WE’RE NOT GOING TO STRIP HIM OF HIS CHAIRMANSHIP POSITION, BUT WE ARE PREPARED TO REQUIRE THAT HIS COMMITTEE MEET ON SATURDAYS.”
Crooks & Liars with the story.
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BLOGWORTHIES:
Dave Lindorff at BuzzFlash: Hillary Clinton, John McCain, and the “Stupid” Vote.
Lisa Casey on the “value of the dollar.”
After Hagee Apology to Catholics, McCain Still Silent on Armageddon Views, at Perrspectives.
“DOESN’T THE WOMAN ALWAYS GET THE HOUSE?”

“CAN YOU BELIEVE THOSE AMERICANS KEEP FALLING FOR THAT OLD REVERSE PSYCHOLOGY TRICK. WE ENDORSE OBAMA, WE GET McCAIN ELECTED, AND WE KEEP BREAKING OUR OWN RECRUITMENT RECORDS.”
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BLOGWORTHIES:
Memo to Hillary Followers: Let Reason, and Realism, Prevail — P.M. Carpenter at BuzzFlash.
Bill Moyers on Countdown, at One Good Move.
Juan Cole on the latest Dangers facing the World.
SNL’s Smackdown of Hillary Clinton, via Dan Kurtzman.

“I’M ACTUALLY PLANNING A THIRD FAMILY, AS ANY GOOD REPUBLICAN WOULD DO TO MAXIMIZE HIS TAX DEDUCTIONS.”
Lisa Casey with an even scarier family situation.

“JUST LIKE YOU ADD ‘THREE INCHES’ TO A YARD TO GET A ‘METER,’ THREE STATES SHOULD BE ADDED FOR EVERY PRIMARY I’VE WON.”

“OH MY GOD, ANOTHER DEVIL-SEED BUSH-BRAIN COMING THROUGH CAESAR-IAN SELECTION!

On a related note, Jon Perr reports on The Bush Wedding Everyone Missed.
“IF SENATOR OBAMA IS PREPARED TO PAY OFF MY DEBT, AND CAMPAIGN FOR ME IN THE AFRICAN-AMERICAN COMMUNITY, I MIGHT CONSIDER OFFERING HIM A WHITE HOUSE INTERNSHIP.”
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BLOGWORTHIES:
P.M. Carpenter at BuzzFlash: McCain vs. Obama in Open Debate: Too Good to Be True?
A Comedic Tribute to Jenna Bush’s Wedding, via Dan Kurtzman.
McCain’s Double Flip-Flop on Abortion, at Perrspectives.
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