“AFTER JUST A FEW MONTHS WITH ME AS PRESIDENT, YOU’LL FEEL LIKE YOU ALWAYS HAVE THE CRAP BEING BEATEN OUT OF YOU.”

Story here.

“I HAVE NO PROBLEM WITH SOMEONE, EVEN AT AN ADVANCED AGE, SUCKING UP IN ORDER TO ENSURE THEIR SURVIVAL … I JUST SUGGEST THAT THIS YOUNG MAN FOLLOW MY EXAMPLE AND SWITCH FROM THE LEFT TEAT TO THE RIGHT.”

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Did Dubya offfer Mitt a dry teat? — at All Hat No Cattle.

“Now, everybody knows I love Amtrak. But what they may not know, is like Fellini, my favorite part is when the train goes through the tunnel.”

“WHILE MOST PEOPLE OF THAT ERA WERE INTO THE POPULAR SONG WOOLY BULLY, MITT ROMNEY APPARENTLY WAS TURNED ON TO BULLYING THE WOOLY.”

Story here.

“MY PRIORITY WAS MAKING THIS COUNTRY SO INSECURE, THAT THE MIDDLE CLASS MIGHT EVEN LOSE THE ABILITY TO BUY BABY ‘NEW SHOES’.”

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The Austerity Theory is a Big Lie – Stephen Pizzo forBuzzFlash at Truthout.

Lisa Casey with the latest Tea Party insanity.

Recommended Reads at BartCopE!

“IT MIGHT JUST BE OVER ONCE THE BASE FINDS OUT ROMNEY HAS ALL HIS MONEY STASHED … IN THE GAYMAN ISLANDS.”

“I NOT ONLY KNOW THE OWNER OF THE DERBY WINNER –  I’LL HAVE ANOTHER — BUT HE ACTUALLY NAMED HIS HORSE AFTER ME ONCE HE SAW MY EVOLUTION ON POLICY POSITIONS.”

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All Hat No Cattle on the Unbridled Romney bias at FOX News.

“NEXT THING YOU KNOW, THEY’LL HAVE MITT SINGING ABOUT PURPLE MOUNTAIN MAJESTIES, ABOVE THE FRUITED PLAIN.”

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The all new Republican Motto — at All Hat No Cattle.

Thomas E. Mann and Norman J. Ornstein on the Republicans as the problem, via BartCopE!

“AS A PARTING GIFT, MITT SAID HE’D BUY ME A GOLD-PLATED CABIN, COMPLETE WITH AN ELEVATOR, AND 79 WALK-IN CLOSETS I CAN GO BACK INTO.”

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Lisa Casey with Obama uses Gingrich’s words to attack Romney.