“THE PRESIDENT HAS KENYA OVER ETHIOPIA COMING OUT OF THE ‘AFRICAN EAST’ BRACKET, AND THEN LOSING TO NIGERIA COMING OUT OF THE MIDWEST.”

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More Fox News insanity, with Glenn Beck U. — at All Hat No Cattle.

More on Michael Moore vs. Rahm, at BartCopE!

“FORGET THE FANCY WALL STREET SLEIGHT-OF-HAND — WE’RE TALKING ABOUT AN ACTUAL KIDNAPPING, WHERE WE ‘SECURITIZE’ JON STEWART BY LITERALLY CUTTING HIM INTO LITTLE PIECES .”

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One Good Move with The Daily Show video , and BuzzFlash analysis on the voters’ revenge on Congress for failure to enact meaningful bank reform.

“WE’RE NOT GONNA’ FOLLOW ERIC MASSA AND THE DEMOCRAT PARTY.  GRANDMA IS NOT ‘TICKLE- READY,’ ESPECIALLY SINCE SHE HASN’T LAUGHED SINCE THE BOB HOPE USO TOUR IN VIETNAM.”

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Lisa Casey with the alternative  GOP Health Plan.

Dan Kurtzman’s  Political Cartoons of the Week.

“WE’RE STILL WORKING OUT THE WRINKLES, BUT IT’S STILL GONNA’ HAVE … PLENTY OF WRINKLES.”

“THE STUDENTS WILL SPEND MOST OF THEIR TIME STUDYING THE SECOND AMENDMENT, BY ACTUALLY SHOOTING OFF ROUNDS, AND THEIR MATH REQUIREMENTS WILL BE SATISFIED WITH COLT .45s.”

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One Good Move with more on The War on Facts.

BuzzFlash’s P.M. Carpenter on The new New Right’s slap-happy disease of naive radicalism, and Madkane’s Holier-Than-Thou Wars.

Lisa Casey with the latest Palin Snow job.

“JIMMY WILL MAKE THE WALLS SO THIN … YOU’LL BE UP ALL NIGHT LISTENING TO YOUR  NEIGHBORS SCHTUPPING.”

“NOTHING IS OVER TILL WE DECIDE IT IS! DID WE GIVE UP ON SOCIAL SECURITY WHEN THE GERMANS BOMBED PEARL HARBOR? DID WE GIVE UP ON HEALTH CARE WHEN THE REPUBLICANS BOMBED DECENCY AND COMMON SENSE? HELL NO!

“WELCOME TO A SPECIAL EDITION OF HARDWALL — THE PLACE WHERE THREE OF THE WORLD’S MAJOR RELIGIONS COME TOGETHER, AND GIVE ME A THRILL UP BOTH LEGS.“

“JUST TO MAKE SURE IT WASN’T OFFENSIVE, WE MADE SURE TO ANNOUNCE IT WHILE BOTH OBAMA AND THE VICE PRESIDENT WERE OUT OF THE WHITE HOUSE.”

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Lisa Casey on the Rush out of this country.

Madkane with Liz Cheney: Chip Off The Old Crock.

P.M. Carpenter at BuzzFlash on Obama’s health-care blitz: a bittersweet war.

Michael Moore as Obama’s Chief-of-Staff? — at BartCopE.

“YOU’D REALLY LOVE IT, GLENN, NOT ONLY WILL YOU HAVE TICKLE FIGHTS AND NAKED SHOWERS, BUT THEY HAVE A POLICY OF ‘DON’T ASK  DON’T TELL’ ABOUT MORONS.”